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The toilet won't flush!

And who invented these repulsive clogs? I thought Brian Smith was the worst of them all but now I might be wrong. At least those UGGs were-- well-- Never mind, I'm not going to mistake lesser sins for virtues. But you're not winning, City, because Blair Waldorf would rather go barefoot than wear your fashion item of choice ( Read more... )

THREE WHOLE PIES!

I've eaten three whole pies, two donuts and three Snickers bars, and-- and bags of M&Ms and caramel popcorn and choc chip cookies and marshmallows, and a whole Cheesecake all downed with Coke. Full-calorie Coke.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A GROCERY LIST, SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP! --And get me ten Hershey's bars while you're at it.

--ARGH!!! ( Read more... )